Ivy League Genius


Woran merkt man, dass man sich an einer Ivy League Uni befindet? Na? Na??

An den tiefsinnigen Teamnamen der Softball-Unimeisterschaften!

Spiritual Growth Hormone (Theological Seminary)

Civil Disobedients (Operations Research and Financial Engineering)

Dominant Lethals (Molecular Biology)

Frickin’ Sharks (Chemistry)

Revolting Masses (History)

Nightmare on Elm Drive (Facilities)

Leviathan (Politics)

Defense Mechanisms (Psychology)

Cache Hitters (Computer Science)

Coprolites (Geoscience & Ecology and Evolutionary Biology)

The Dammed (Civil and Environmental Engineering)

Tokabats (Princeton Plasma Physics Lab)

Olden St. Valve & Fitting (Chemical & Biological Engineering)

DNAces (Molecular Biology)

Print Runs (Princeton University Press)

Fightin’ Enlightenment (History & Philosophy)

Mechanical Advantage (Mechanical & Aerospace Engineering)

Avalanche Breakdown (Electrical Engineering)

T-Bill Tigers (Finance & Treasury)

The Big Bangers (Physics)

RNAces (Molecular Biology)

The Distillers (Chemistry)

The Gift Horses (Development)

Facility Bombers (Facilities)

CTRL+ALT+DEL (Office of Information Technology)



Ist natürlich noch lustiger, wenn man alle Anspielungen versteht. Um es einfacher zu machen, habe ich mal die Department-Namen mitgeliefert. Und weil ja jeder Witz gewinnt, wenn man ausführlich erklärt, warum er lustig ist, hier noch die Info, dass “Olden St.” und “Elm Drive” Straßennamen sind, in denen sich die entsprechenden Departments befinden.